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• Sabin Shrestha

  

  • 11 posts
   

  August 5, 2011 5:48:33 PM NPT

  Question : Why do girls close
  their eyes while kissing a guy?
  Guess…
  Guess
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  Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
  ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

   

   

   

   

  एक कंजूस व्यक्ति हनीमून के दौरान अपनी पत्नी के साथ एक होटल में ठहरा हुआ था।
  
  सुबह के वक्त कंजूस व्यक्ति हिसाब-किताब लगाने में व्यस्त था।
  
  पत्नी से रहा नहीं गया, तो वह पति का ध्यान बँटाने के लिए खिड़की की ओर इशारा करते हुए बोली- देखो जी, वो भँवरा फूल में घुसकर क्या छेड़खानी कर रहा है?
  
  पति झल्लाता हुआ बोला- छेड़खानी नहीं कर रहा होगा,
  
  बल्कि अपना खोया रुपया ढूँढ रहा होगा।

   

   

   

   

  You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'

   

   

  Gabbar: yeh haath
  mujhe de de thakur!
  Thakur: le le, mere haath le le, jay
  aur veeru k bhi le le,basanti k bhi
  le le,basanti ki dhanno k b kaat
  ley...
  ...Octopus banja saaley!
  .
  Gabbar: sorry yaar, tu tou
  emotional ho gaya !

   

   

   

  Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
  Sardar angrily said, i know -
  it means....
  S - Sardaron ke
  M - Mazak udane ki
  S - Service

   

   

   

  भर्खर छोराको बिहे भएपछि....सासु बुहारीसंग...
  सासु : सुन तिमी नया घरमा आएको छौ ..यो तिम्रै घर हो है..
  हामीलाई सासु ससुरा होईन आफनै आमा बुबा भन्दा हुन्छ..
  हामी तिमीलाई आफैनै छोरी जस्तै गरि राखाछौ..सबै जना आफ्नै हुन् है ..
  बुहारी : हुन्छ आमा 
  ( त्यतिकैमा ढोकामा घन्टी बज्छ )
  सासु : जाऊ त छोरी को आयो हेर !!
  बुहारी ढोका खोल्न जान्छे...( उसको श्रीमान आको हुन्छ )
  सासु : को आयो रै छ छोरी 
  बुहारी : दाई आउनुभाको रै छ ....

   

   

   

   

  Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke.
  Gale me bahein dali aur poocha.
  Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?.
  
  Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naagin lipti ho.
  
  Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke.
  Gale me bahein dali aur poocha.
  Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?.
  
  Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar ke gale me naagin lipti ho.

   

   

   

  One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
  
  Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?
  
  Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.
  
  Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?
  
  Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

   

   

   

  hehe this is sick!! one day a vampire walked into a bar and asked for a glass of hot water. the bartender said "why? i thought you only drank blood!" the vampire held up a used tampon and said "im making tea"

   

   

   

  Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
  
  A:- They think their picture is being taken.

   

   

   

  Wife: Koi insaan chori kare toh usko pastava ek na ek din jarur hota h. Aapne kisi din chori ki hai?
  
  Husband: 7 Saal pehle tumhara dil churaya tha abhi bhi pasta raha hoon :P :P :P :P

   

   

   

  A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
  Is that a sun or moon?
  
  Other Sardar replies :
  Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city.

   

   

   

  Tring Tring Tring.
  
  Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
  Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
  Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
  idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

   

   

   

  
  Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
  
  Why?
  
  Because guru ji told him
  
  Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P

   

   

   

  Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
  Wife: y r u standing here?
  Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
  Wife: To jao na..!
  Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

   

   

  A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
  and puts his finger
  on the last of menu: Bring this.
  
  Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
  because he is the owner of restaurant

   

   

   

  ‎1st ever intelligent sardar.
  
  Teacher: what do u call a person
  who cannot hear anything?
  
  sardar: u can call him anything,
  because he cannot hear anything:-)

   

   

   

  In a party a lady wanted
  to go to toilet so
  she inquired with a sardar
  papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
  
  sardarji replied u naughty
  pehle tum dikhao.

   

   

   

   

  Sardar orders pizza.
  Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
  Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

   

   

   

   

  Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
  Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
  Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
  problem hogi

   

   

   

   

  Admi aapni biwi se::
  Begam dekho aaj ....maine tumharee liye kelay, kheeray ,Gaazar aur moolie ....le kar aaya hu...... 
  Biwi: kyu aap kahi zaa rahe hai kya ......